This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Just do it

Celebrity report equipment we competence have longed for this week

Rihanna competence get naked, only prohibited for Playboy. (A) Shes already been naked, as well as (B) She competence as good get naked again with what shes been wearing lately. This is the despotic definition of the no-brainer.

Emma Watsons college knowledge is starting quite well. If we dont mind having feign bare photos of we being circulated around campus, which is.

In the bit of shocking news, Madonna has been transposed by Victorias Secret Angels for the upcoming series of Dolce as well as Gabbana ads. My theory is which the computers you do all the airbrushing eventually gave out.

Dina Lohan, Lindsays totally lucid mother, wants to sue Glee claiming which the show defamed LiLo by observant she was funny as well as asking how many times Lindsay has been to rehab. Good luck winning which case.

Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, it appears which she has the brand new sponsor. No, not the kind of unite she needs to stay upon the wagon, she right away appears to be sponsored by Pepsi. And if she isnt, afterwards the folks at Pepsi substantially need to put the hindrance to this right away.

And vocalization of great parents, Britney Spears mother as well as dad got behind together. Finally some fortitude in Brits life.

Tony Danza interrupted the funeral of the crony of his by ripping in to the priest for what he was saying. Why? Because hes Tony Effin Danza, thats why.

In case we didnt hear, Jessica Simpson is right away engaged to fo! rmer NFL tight end Eric Johnson. The many appropriate part: She had to buy her own rendezvous ring.

Joan Baez fell out of the treehouse.

Harrison Ford went upon Conan as well as well, he competence like alcohol.

Jake Gyllenhaal competence be gay or something, so says Anne Hathaway. Let me know if we figure out what she means.

Tiger Woods wrote the personal letter/essay for Newsweek. Let me know if we understand the word of it.

DMX got arrested. Again.

Ryan Reynolds is the sexiest man alive, according to People magazine.

Ellen Degeneres is the many likable person upon the planet, according to alternative people.

And finally, Sarah Palin thinks Michelle Obama doesnt care about white people. Pffft, who does?

This weekends sexy video is the follow-up to which GQ print fire of Lea Michele as well as Dianna Agron of Glee celebrity which caused so most uproar, so if we have been offended by prohibited babes in their 20s you do things in their underpants sanctimonious to be prohibited babes in high school you do things in their underpants afterwards we competence not wish to watch. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Yeah, right