VIDEO: Reporter unleashes a barrage of double entendres about Jennifer Aniston

Its misleading if this contributor hates Jennifer Aniston, thinks shes the skank, or is just bored. But this shave of stand in entendres while deliberating Jennifer Anistons cementing of her feet as well as handprints upon the Hollywood Walk of Fame have been positively engaging to watch.

Wait the minute, thats not how you clarify cementingoh you see what you did there. you get it. you get jokes.

I didnt see Horrible Bosses this weekend, but you did see the little of the previews privately deliberating how prohibited Jennifer Aniston is. And you concur. No matter whatever absurdly high standards she has in the potential mate after banging out Brad Pitt for years, she should be able to find the little dude who can give her what she needs. There have regularly been rumors about her being kind of nuts as well as doing violent diets, similar to eating baby food, but who cares? Id put her in the bib, feed her, as well as make transport noises if it got me entrance to which dry-aged plunder as well as the little of which Friends money. The sacrifices you make for theoretical love.