Oregon quarterback Darron Thomas points to his brain

Youre often told as a kid to be cautious of how low we hang which q-tip into your ear. And as for other facial orifices, it seems quite self-explanatory which a farther we go in, a some-more likely we are to scrambling your own brain.

Apparently, Oregon Ducks quarterback Darron Thomas was not very attentive as a child. I guess this sorta explains those dual irregular interceptions early in yesterdays game. Dude had to redeem after putting himself in a self-induced coma.