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Guyism After Dark: Rachelle, Federica, or Hope???

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Hot links to get we through the night Take your pick: Rachelle, Federica, or Hope??? CLICK THE PICS TO SEE MORE! Rachelle Leah will have we vagrant for mercy Federica Nargi is Your New Worlds Hottest WAG (23 pics) Hope Solo is the goalie for the USA womens soccer team as well as is kinda hawt (102 pics) Fourth of Jul Drinking Games: Thunderball, for When Beer Pong isnt Tough Enough Redneck as well as his chainsaw pretence (Video) The 5 Best Sports Quotes of All-Time A Scene from Charlie Sheens New Sitcom The Best Board Games of All-Time 10 badass celebrities killed in automobile crashes Is Paris Hilton Doing Porn Now? Heather Mitts might still be the hottest soccer player in America The twenty Greatest 80s Supermodels Then & Now Carrie Underwood looking cute, goofing off on the set Miss Jul Jessa Hintons 150 Sexiest Mobile Uploads Chrissy Teigen looks prohibited even when shes only shopping Sexy Sugababes Singer Jade Ewen Shows Off Her Stems Ariana Grande Grinds H! er Priva tes ...

VIDEO: This muscular black guy dances to Daft Punk since Chris Hansen cheated on his wife

I was going to write something up about the National Enquirers video of Chris Hansen intrigue upon his wife but, for the life of me, you cant find the approach to embed the video. So instead, heres the black dude dancing his ass off to Daft Punks One More Time. Since you was emotionally prepared to write about Chris Hansen though didnt get to actually govern anything given you was playing with the video as well as embed formula for half an hour, here have been the little germs of ideas you had about that: -Make the fun about offering him brownies -Point out how stupid it is which people have been comparing an adult male of assuage celebrity trying to get his dick soppy with the 30-year-old to Hansens work exposing people attempting pedophilia -Point out miss of places for Hansen to have the seat -Punchline about Hansen saying Have the seat right there, to this adulteress Kristyn Caddell, afterwards pointing to his genitals -Take serious stance about the rain of media More pedophile jo...

Terrell Owens baby mama says he owes $5k

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Terrell Owens is creation headlines for all the wrong reasons this week. On Monday, you told you that T.O. might have ripped his ACL upon his reality show. Though his agent, Drew Rosenhaus, denies it, nothing definitive has come from the Owens camp as of yet. To supplement insult to injury in an amazingly bad stretch of news, the mother of Owens kid says he right away owes $5,000 in kid support. Simple mistake or is T.O. trying to dress daddy duties? Owens has failed as well as refused to compensate the full volume of kid await for Jun 2011, Atlanta profession Randall Kessler wrote in court records. Owens monetary advisers have sensitive Smith that hes motionless to no longer compensate the full amount, Kessler added. Kessler pronounced Wednesday that Smith doesnt have any ill will toward Owens. She simply asks that he follow the order to that he agreed, he said. Rather than discussing his situation with her or her lawyers first, he simply cut his kid support. Perhaps Owens sees t...

VIDEO: A moving little short film shot entirely on a cell phone

Heres something we dont often admit: we am easily manipulated by well-made cinematic tales of romance. So this reduced film combined on the Nokia phone for the 2011 Nokia Shorts competition, called Splitscreen: A Love Story strike all the right notes for me. And even if youre not as most of the sissy as we am, we think youll conclude the peculiarity of this one from executive JW Griffiths. Not to all ruin things for you, though of march this would work out. we mean how many living people have been there on foot around and having perfectly normal lives with half the body? They were pretty most unfailing to be together. /literalchris

A live action Legend of Zelda film is in the works, but

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Its the protected bet that Nintendo is not putting their seal of capitulation upon this one. First off, its being filmed in Babylon, Long Island. Second red flag? Its the porn. As speckled upon Craigslist Favorite part: we have been going to throw chill in the mix. Oh boy. we also love when mandate have been stated, the chairman goes: Im sure we all have played the diversion as well as know what we will be seeking for. And remember, first timers have been acquire to audition! They regularly are Oh god, the cast of characters for another homemade Zelda movie wait for WHAT?! [Reddit]

Ron Artest talks about name change to Metta World Peace

Ron Artest finally got around to explaining his wacky name change to Metta World Peace. Yesterday, he went on PTI with Mike Wilbon as well as Tony Kornheiser as well as said he doesnt design teammates to impute to him by the brand new name. Phew! Mike Browns fool around calling duties only got the hell of the lot simpler.

VIDEO: If Man Vs Wild was a video game

It would be called Infinity Bear Saga 6, be similar to an aged school 16-bit RPG, and underline Bear Grylls we do a same foolish crap he does on a show: perplexing way too tough to stir and underline his weird affinity for his own urine Reminds me how of much I cant mount many other role-playing games. Why in a hell should I have to waste valuable supports acquired whilst defeating beats of burden for food or medicine when I can just splash my own pee. And depending on a game similar to any of a Final Fantasy, which features some drop-dead beautiful ladies it would be kinda hot? Please note: a on top of was a joke. I personally find a whole pee play thing to be supremely gross. I mean, to each his own, whatever does it for we is fine. But good God. Anyway, back on topic, I consternation what a last trainer is? Dealing with angry viewers at home who can see through Guys b.s.? And afterwards having to re-do them, but for reals? Come to think of it, that would actually be neat

VIDEO: Teen asks Justin Bieber to prom..and its a dude

A rising youth is seeking brazen to his youth prom in 2012. And hes dreaming big. So, with the lot of notice, hes asking Justin Bieber to come to prom with him. But its all cool, because hes asking him as the bro. I similar to the way this dude thinks. Not only is he saying all the right things about behaving similar to its the all true endeavor, though hes also pretty sharp in how he coyly threw out which they could all jerk it together. Thats the way we do it when youre trying to jerk off with Justin Bieber. You dont want to come on too strong. But we definitely dont want to action similar to theres no possibility of it happening. The Biebs likes the challenge. For example: How he dates Selena Gomez. Its the genuine challenge to make which look legitimate though goshdarnit hes putting his total adorable 53 heart into it, blessem! Early Bird Special [The Daily What]

BBC turns down Wimbledon grunting with new technology

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The speak this year during Wimbledon has centered around grunting, specifically from the womanlike players. In Victoria Azarenkas first round match, multiform spectators were clearly angry during her warbling that during times totalled as shrill as 95 decibels. They dont call her the Soviet Screamer for nothing folks. It got so bad that the All England Lawn as well as Tennis Club chief senior manager Ian Ritchie commented upon it. I think there is an preparation problem with younger players. And positively (in) my postbag if you contend what do you get most letters about, you would contend that grunting is tall up, he said. We have been aware, whether you have been examination it upon TV or here, people dont particularly similar to it, Ritchie added. We have been the single tournament in the global circuit. But you have done our views transparent as well as you would similar to to see reduction of it. There seems to be no action from tennis ruling physique for grunting (as of yet)...

Hannah Godde is a name to remember

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Can we get this lady the sweeping or something? She has no shirt on... As we am prone to do right away as well as afterwards we similar to to deliver my awesome readers (ha, similar to we read anything we write) to ladies that we might not have heard of before. Today, Id similar to to deliver Hannah Godde. So who is Hannah Godde, we listen to we asking? Well, Im not really sure. Shes the model. we know that much. She looks FANtastic in her underwear. So theres that. Hmm thats about it. Okay, help me out peeps. Surely the single of we out there know who she is. That, of course, would need we celebration of the mass this as well as saying me ask, that as we mentioned is unlikely. Oh well voluptuous lady in her undies moving on.

Exclusive Coverage of Prince Devitt and Ryusuke Taguchi Defending The IWGP Jr Heavyweight Tag Team Titles Against Low-Ki and Homicide

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Famed Pro Wrestling Photographer George Tahinos Captures A Historic Tag Team during The Former ECW Arena in Philadelphia!

It's Your Hump Day Lunchtime Escape, Starring The Always Humpalicious Lisa Ann!

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It Doesn't Matter If Your Lunch Break is For Three Hours or Fifteen Minutes, There's Always Time For The Princess of Pulchritude!

American Curves Presents The World's Hottest Calendar Model Miss Laura Michelle Prestin and The Hottest Hump Day Media Watch Ever!

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VIDEO: Flatulent donkey ruins a Russian interview segment

In this clip, the Russian headlines hire seems to be having the lovely story about the little immature womans delight overI dont knowprobably vodka. But shes angrily interrupted by the noisy, farting donkey. For all you know, thats how every Russian talk segment ends. That dickey is their Walter Cronkite.

Hilary Duffs Awkward Sex Life of the Day

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When your father is gay, this is what happenshe creates we use ballet, or gymnastics or whatever the fuck this non-fucking shit is.cuz hockey was something which usually worked out for his billionaire successor self, his genuine passion was in spandex pants. See Im not sure if Hilary Duffs father is gay, we usually similar to to pretence he is, cuz the idea of her being passed around the locker room to move up team spirit, additionally rises my spiritsand we usually similar to to pretence all athletes have been gaycuz of the amount of time they have been naked as well as touching any otherI censure protocol hazings regulating broomsticks in assholes for this inequitable opinion. Heres an additional the single of her operative out so which she ends up extended as well as built similar to the male so which her father will eventually have sex with herbut usually from behind as well as if shes wearing the pair of tighty whites as well as the wig. Thanks for regulating twitter for giving th...

Tiger Woods will promote BenGay like product on Japanese TV

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How distant the strong have fallen. Yesterday, Tiger Woods hold the press discussion to let the universe know that hes unsure of when hell be means to come behind to golf. He hasnt taken the swing in 47 days and frankly, if he plays the British Open at this point, it would be utterly shocking. In the meantime though, since Woods seems to be abandoned of any sponsors, hell be starring in the brand new Japanese blurb for the heat rub. So yea, theres that. Kowa Company Ltd. is gratified to make known the make use of of Tiger Woods as the image impression of Antiphlogistic Analgetic Vantelin Kowa series, the Nagoya-based association pronounced in the press release. The TV blurb with Woods will entrance nationally in Japan from mid-July. Somebody may want to let Tiger know that there have been alternative razors out there upon top of Gilette. Just because they didnt renew his endorsement deal doesnt meant he has to stop shaving entirely. I mean, we know hes poor and all , but the cou...

Chris Boshs bachelor party looked like fun; LeBron and Wade noticeably absent

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They hailed themselves as The Big 3 prior to a 2010-2011 deteriorate upon a court. But off a court, it looks similar to Chris Bosh rides solo. In credentials for his arriving nuptials, Bosh headed to Sin City with a integrate of his buddies..presumably for a little gambling, strippers, as well as all-around drunken debauchery. But teammates LeBron James as well as Dwyane Wade were no-shows. Thankfully, Chris Paul as well as Pops Mensah-Bonsu were there to fill in off a bench. They landed in Sin City Thursday as well as headed true to a sharpened operation to blow off steam prior to moving to N9NE Steak house. Friday included dinner during Lavo prior to Criss Angels show, Believe. Angel pulled Bosh onstage to make him partial of a act, as well as later levitated prior to a Miami Heat players crew backstage. Next stop was a Boom Box during Marquee. They played paintball a subsequent day as well as partied during Tao, afterwards capped off a festivi ties Sunday with a Rat Pack casino...

VIDEO: Emma Stone is looking sexy on the beach

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Emma Stone is upon a cover of this months Vanity Fair magazine wearing a bikini. Great, right? What creates it even better is which theres behind a scenes footage of Miss Stone removing her design taken upon a beach. Sadly, there is no footage of her in a bikini. Why? we dont know, but we am nothing too happy about it. The good news is which there is some nice footage of Emmas teeny disruption whilst she gets wet and rolls around upon a sand, so its not a sum waste. Enjoy!

Guyism After Dark: Audrina, Melissa, or Sara???

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VIDEO: Sabine Lisicki is scared of thunder

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Sabine Lisicki made her way in to a semifinals of Wimbledon with a powerful offer and some fearless play. After roughly losing to French Open hold up Li Na in a second round, Lisicki has cruised through her last couple of opponents. Unfortunately for her, shell be matched up against a hottest player during Wimbledon right now and a only defending hold up left in Maria Sharapova . She might also have to deal with a nasty British weather, something she seems to be a bit sap of.

Exclusive First Look: Kate Uptons super sexy new bikini video for SoBe

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A staring competition with Kate Upton? No problem... Oh, stare at her eyes... not the chance... This has been the bustling year for the beautiful, bubbly Kate Upton , from being voted Sports Illustrateds 2011 Swimsuit Rookie of the Year to apropos Esquires Woman of Summer , as well as bursting as the ultimate Dougie guru . Kate additionally teamed up with SoBe to take partial in the Try Everything launch in NYC, where our very own Ryan had the date with her , arrange of. But shes not done, right away Kate will prove which she is additionally really great at staring contests thanks to the recover of her new poolside SoBe TV mark for SoBe Lifewater Mango Melon (the season may or may not have been the inspiration). Think which we can keep your eyes focused upon her face as well as north of her neck? Doubtful. But if we do win, theres the video in it just for you. Tomorrow youll be means to plea Kate at SoBe.com , though Guyisms got the sneak peek of the kind of thing youll win if we c...

Karen Carreno should always wear bikinis

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Suddenly we feel a need for a tropical vacation... (And she pretty most does.) Now then, there are very few things in a universe which will top the final print shoot we saw Karen Carreno do, so this will pale by more aged though heres Karen you do her sexy most appropriate once again, this time modeling a little bikinis for Venus Swimwear. we unequivocally dont know most else about Karen alternative than she is a model. A unequivocally good model. we guess thats all we unequivocally need to know, isnt it? Cool relocating on.