Soccer player sticks pool cue up teammates bum

As the crony Jimmy Traina of Hot Clicks so astutely put it, Headline of the Day. Make which Headline of the Week. No, month. Oh, screw it. Year. Thats the usually approach to report this story from in England of the footballer adhering the pool evidence up the teammates ass.

Wed all had the couple of drinks when the single of the lads did the moonie. A player picked up the pool evidence as well as it all went wrong from there.

His Tenby AFC teammate, 29, was arrested in St Clears, Carmarthenshire, though was expelled without charge.

It all went wrong from there. Yea, thats the great approach to portray male sodomy when youre explaining it to the judge. You see, your honor, my teammate showed me his bum so we decided to put this 6-foot pool evidence in his donkey forcibly. Yes, sans lube judge.

And upon which happy note, have the great Easter everyone. May your Easter egg value hunt not embody sodomyfor the childrens sake of course.

Footballer in hospital after pool evidence shoved up backside by teammate [Mirror]