This Week in Women: Susie Castillo, Katy Perry, and more

My pursuit here upon Guyism is to give a outline of a many important bitches of a week. From celebs to being TV stars to different females in your local news, no ones off limits. This week weve got a couple of people who dont appear to learn that celebrity comes during a price, a posterbitch for womanlike stereotypes, as well as a little marriage we hear is happening across a pond.

Cry Baby Bitch of a Week Susie Castillo
This former Miss USA dog posted a video upon YouTube Wednesday blubbering about being molested by a TSA central in Dallas. Apparently she opted out of a full-body scanner as well as was subject to a patdown by a womanlike employee. Just similar to a millions of alternative people who fly each singular day. She claims a woman violated her, in contact with her vag 4 times.

First of all, Im not certain what this broads sex hold up is similar to right away that shes post-pageantry, though a little massage down OTP is hardly grounds for a molestation claim. She creates it sound similar to she was true up fingerblasted during a container claim. Make an additional video when we during least get to second bottom as well as maybe youll have my attention. Secondly, she opted for a patdown since shes a frequent flyer as well as listened that a scanner gives a complicated sip of radiation. Heres an idea: stop jetting around to C-list events trying to pawn yourself off as a model/actress/TV p! ersonali ty. If we cant hoop a little cancer as well as a occasional diddling from a woman in uniform, just go ahead as well as phone it in. we guarantee no a single will notice.

Celebrity Bitch of a Week Katy Perry
K. Perrys suing an Australian publication for edition a story that claims she was doing Russell unwashed as well as banging her producer Benny Bianco upon a side. Suing. For indemnification to her reputation as well as emotions. Welcome to something we call a price of fame. You get paid to stand places, demeanour pretty, as well as spasmodic drop a little autotuned vocals upon marks that alternative people slave over. It cant all be fever as well as rainbows. Plus tabloids write this kind of shit each singular day, as well as no a single really notices. Unless of course we do something to call courtesy to it, like, we dont know, record a silly lawsuit. Good fitness with it, though. By a time we get compensated for your hardships youll probably be able to cash a check in upon a divorce lawyer youll need after Russell leaves your ass.

Bitch Event of a Week The Royal Wedding
Ive done all we can not to blog a singular word about this silly event, though right away that were in a week of it its winning my Google alerts.! Like, n ormally Im never during a loss for bitches to mock, though everyones so used up with this stately union bullshit that no ones doing anything else. And if they have been we cant be bothered to Google that deep.

All Ill say is this: Boys, if youre in a relationship, we rarely suggest we take a break for this weekend. Otherwise youll be subject to marathons of Say Yes to a Dress and dog tears about a beauty of true love. You can either spend these subsequent couple of days drinking beers as well as watching playoff hockey, or surveying seating charts for a nuptials we dont recollect similar to. Your call.

Stereotypical Bitch of a Week Anne Tobin
Stereotypes tend to piss people off, though Ive always said theyve gotta come from somewhere. Yeah, maybe not all Irish people have been drunks, though if a second coming of a potato famine killed them all tomorrow, this Jameson-pouring dog would be out of a job. Just saying, theyve gotta be kinda true. And each once in a whilst a news story comes along that proves them so poetically.

Enter Anne Tobin, a 43-year-old dog from Vermont who was arrested Thursday for attempting to strike her boyfriend with a lorry after a heated argument. we say attempted since she ended up taking out an additional automobile as well as a 55-gallon drum instead. Word to a wise: If youre starting to choose a method for your aggravated assault, dont choose a single during that youre genetically predisposed to fail. Stick to what we know. You dont see white dudes trying to murder anyone by enchanting in dance battles.