This Week in Women: Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, and more

Every week upon Guyism, Ill be giving the rundown of this weeks many important bitches. From celebs to being TV stars to unknown females in your local news, no ones off limits.

Week three is bringing the heat with the couple important broads as well as the singular funny woman ruining the lives of her kids the singular obsessive-compulsion during the time.

Bitch Who Let Us Down of the Week Beyonce
Her brand new singular Girls (Who Run The World) dropped this week. If you longed for it, just chuck upon Major Lazers Pon de Floor as well as have your sassy black crony sing the few foolish bars over it about womens empowerment. Ayo B, you noticed the little typo in your album teaser. Nothing huge, though painted upon the side of which automobile it says Revolution. You obviously meant Regurgitation, yeah?

Crazy Bitch of the Week Kerrin Frey
Kerrin here has been saving as well as folding Starburst wrappers for 6 years in order to have her daughter the prom dress. A hideous, annoying prom dress. Made out of garbage.

I certain wish the reporters during KARE eleven were improved during their jobs as well as suspicion to ask the dog what she was thinking. you meant the daughter obviously hates it, given the customarily n! ice thin g she has to say is which she likes the ambience of the blue ones. From the look in Kerrins funny eyes when shes going to locale with the set of tweezers upon the stately berry punch, Im guessing she had the flattering hideous prom experience. Probably showed up in the taffeta blast off the clearance shelve during Bradlees as well as got called trash by the chicks from the Bangles. Trash? Ill uncover you trash boom. She devotes her hold up to garbage qualification to prove the point, which, ironically enough, no the singular will listen to over the sound of kids laughing during her daughter for display up in the skirt she paid for during CVS.

Charitable Bitch of the Week Jennifer Lopez
Gotta adore the bitches who marry cleared up stars as well as do whatever they can to keep them applicable (what up, Heidi Klum?). Apparently Jenny from the retard is working with the author of American Idol to get her hubby the uncover about finding undiscovered bent in Latin America.

Its bad sufficient which JLo is the decider upon the bent uncover which claimed in the initial season she wouldnt have it past the initial round. Do you unequivocally need her Skeletor of the husband being grandfathered back in to the spotlight? Im flattering certain when you combine the abundance of shows searching for bent in this nation with the flaws in our border security, youve got sufficient to ensure which Latin Americans can find their own approach to fame.

Contradictory Bitch of the Week: Lady Gaga
Ive schooled not to pay courtesy to anything this, uh, woman says anymore, given it customarily reads like the ridiculous pontification upon what she perceives to be going against the grain. But if youre gonna drop the tard bomb when youve built your picture upon the acceptance of everyones differences, youve got my attention.

In an talk with NME this week, Gags addressed the debate about Born This Way (you know, the debate where each singular person who hears it says the a blatant slice off of Madonnas Express Yourself?), job the notion retarded.

Raise your hand if youre shocked which the hermaphrodite used the guise of free adore as well as acceptance to climb to celebrity customarily to slip up as well as reveal shes just as biased as the rest of us. Anyone? Bueller?